Halo RC Vehicles Are Rad
Weekends aren’t bursting with an overwhelming quantity of news. Weekends extended by holidays are even worse. So today, this is the best news we have for you:
Halo-inspired remote control cars.
If you’ve ever dreamed of having an RC Warthog, your wishes are going to come true. If you’ve ever sat alone in a coffee shop, longing for your own mini Mongoose to drive around the town sidewalks, the day is yours. If your life has been callous and devoid of love that only a remote controlled Hornet could substantiate, be prepared to be filled. These are the automobiles of Halo that could soon enter your home, operating on various radio frequencies in all their mini-sized plastic glory. Become your own Master Chief, metaphorically sitting in the driver’s seat of a futuristic transport device the size of your uncle Ricky’s shoe.
Manufactured by NKOK (yeah, I know, like that means anything to anyone), these cars will hit stores sometime later this year. The Hornet is already reported as sold out at some online toy retailers, so it seems these trinkets have quickly piqued the interest of the Halo-obsessed fanboys ’round the globe. They even come with a little plastic Master Chief to sit at the helm.
The Warthog is $23.99, the Mongoose is the same, and the Hornet is a ghastly $38.99. Looks like you pre-orderers are not only aroused by these toys, but will only settle for the very best and most expensive option of the bunch. The Hornet is also the only one with a control device that doesn’t look like a Playstation launch system controller.
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