Failing Print Magazines = A Playboy MMO
Hey there, Wanky Doodle! Are you pumped for the upcoming Playboy MMO? I bet you are! Why woodn’t you be?
Playboy, in a desperate attempt to get people remembering they exist by any means necessary, is developing a browser-based game for you to enjoy. Imagine it now – every day when you get home from work, school, church, the farm, Cleveland, or wherever you spend your days, after you finish the mid-afternoon viewing of naked people on the internet, you can PLAY A GAME about naked people on the internet. You take on the role of a Playboy manager trying to get a buxom young nudie up the Playboy ladder to the rank of Playmate; and a home in the Playboy Mansion. You then sit back with a smile on your face as King of All Nippletude and tear through your slacks.
If that doesn’t seem like a premise that will offer much, your opinion is likely quite abreast of the situation. The game’s creators, Jolt Online Gaming, say it will include turn-based gaming and trading cards, as well as plenty of Playboy wit, style and nipplelicious pictures.
If all that wasn’t thrilling enough to get you to put down Rock Band and start playing Rock Hand, perhaps the fact the game is free will put your toes in step.
You can pre-register now and be entered to a drawing in which five people will win a lifetime of free porn (which is good for all five of you who actually pay for it)! A lifetime subscription to Playboy… could you imagine? At least you know you’ll get a 2 or 3 year subscription before the magazine goes out of print like everything else. They say they won’t even tell your girlfriend.
